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Tonight’s Gag Tonight

11 Feb

Tonight's Gag Tonight

Please don’t think I’m concerned much less am forlorn that an unopened Moleskine and an unopened pack of pens remain unopened. Please don’t think I’m concerned much less am forlorn I’m not concerned much less am forlorn I’m not concerned and not forlorn I’m not concerned and not forlorn about not being concerned and forlorn both Moleskine and pens remain unopened . I’m not concerned and I’m not forlorn I not only have no interest in opening but a strong desire to not open. I’m not saying I’m not curious about the new algorithms, I’m just not as concerned or preemptively forlorn about what I’d self-diagnose as I’d once have been.

Tomorrow’s Gag Tonight

6 Feb

 

Adding, I knew when I said skeet-shooting I’d get a heh from embittered C-List dickweeds who never made, despite sloppiest best efforts, their Ladder League’s B-List superstar’s blogroll. Adding, wordpress blows too.

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Abdication

4 Feb

Abdication

There’s no Blogroll Amnesty Day where there is no blogroll. Honest understanding attempted towards whom I spent decades convinced I understood and loathed has fascinating side-effects I can’t yet synthesize into calligraphy or cat photos. I’m currently quite mute for all I bark.

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True

30 Jan

True

I’m stalled, stuck, too many places to choose
one, stalled, stuck, offered options I refuse.

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Tomorrow’s Gag Today!

23 Jan


Frenda Benton dumped me for six hours once in 1975 because she said James Taylor was sexy, I said his music sucks. 2013, turns out we both were wrong. And wordpress sucks.

Tomorrow’s Gag Today!

22 Jan

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While Barack Obama gave his Second Inaugural Speech, I was getting my botched root canal fixed by the head of his dental firm, not a new young associate, and double-yay! me. And single-yay! you, who get to look up my nostrils and are spared my looking at my soul and mirroring it back to you as an accusatory George Carlin joke, the difference between an asshole and a jerk is jerks drive faster than me, assholes slower.

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Autohagiography

19 Jan

Unforeseen Foreseeable

I have not put pen to tablet since google broke my ability to modify BLCKDGRD’s template. I’ve not put pen to tablet since I was thanked for typing out tablet. The first happened one day, the second the next day, though autohagiographically I will remember them as single event.

Non-Recurrence Recurrence

17 Jan

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So I did write some Blegsylvanian history, didn’t delete it, not gonna post it as constructed, but did you know I once wrote an indie music column for a contemporary classical music website? The posts were generally well-received and the column was relatively popular right up until I no longer wanted to do it for various reasons mostly pertaining to the other blog the owner of the contemporary classical music blog ran. I’ve long lost the posts, the column has long been gone, I’ve long lost contact with the proprietor.

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On Historioblography

15 Jan

On Historioblography

I’ve received requests lately on (1) what the fuck is up with two Blegsylvanians and (2) Blegsylvanian history. As to (1), one is smart if eccentric, the second is smart if a flaming assclown. To a follow up question, no, I don’t know, that would entail rewarding the assclown with a ping, and fuck that. As to (2), for all my irresistible urge to bleggalgaze, historioblography doesn’t much interest me, though I admit I remember when minor Blegsylvanians like me competed to mock Michelle Malkin in hopes of getting blogrolled on assholes like TBogg’s shitty blogs.

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Beefheart Stamp

15 Jan