Tomorrow’s Gag Today!

22 Jan

toothone

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While Barack Obama gave his Second Inaugural Speech, I was getting my botched root canal fixed by the head of his dental firm, not a new young associate, and double-yay! me. And single-yay! you, who get to look up my nostrils and are spared my looking at my soul and mirroring it back to you as an accusatory George Carlin joke, the difference between an asshole and a jerk is jerks drive faster than me, assholes slower.

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